Jokes and Cartoons corner
The characters in these jokes by what ever names they are called are purely fictitious and any resemblence to any person/community living/dead or half-dead is purely coincidental. If you have heard the below jokes before then blame it on the internet...!!!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Ponappan : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
Ponappan : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : Ponappan, go to the map and find North America.
Ponappan : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Ponappan!

TEACHER : Ponappan, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Ponappan : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
Ponappan : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Ponappan, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Ponappan : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ponappan. Always say, "I am."
Ponappan : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
Ponappan : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ponappan : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

Ponappan : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Ponappan: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
Ponappan: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : Now, Ponappan, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
Ponappan: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Ponappan, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ?
Ponappan: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ponappan: A teacher


Gud marning, Ladies and Gen'lemen. P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal.

On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh " Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana.

We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off, b'cause the sun was not shining brightly in the fog. And we are knowing the sun does not shine in the night.

Landing in Ludhiana is not dafinite, but with good luck we can be landing d'rectly in your v'llage.

P'njaab Airways has exc'llant record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the fully trained tarrists and hijackers are afraid to fly with us.

I am pleased to 'nounce that starting this year over 90% of our p'ssaingers have reached to their dest'nation.

For the rest 10%, the P'njaab Airways staff has lots of experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Hostess Bubbly Kaur will be haippy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies.

If engines are too noisy, on p'ssainger request, we can turn them off for comfart, but your flight will become late and you may become the late also.

For our religious p'ssaingers, we are the only airline who can help you to contact God at once. In case of sudden loss of cabin pressure, Holy Books will be quickly distributed.

We regret that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we could not record it from the tallyvision due to power cut.

But we will be flying right naxt to Air India, where their movie can be seen from the right side cabin windows. These windows have been opened

For your viewing convenience. For p'ssaingers on left side, we have put binoculars under the seat.

If AirIndia flight is again cancelled, then for your in-flight ent'tainment. Our hostesses Bubbly Kaur & Cuckoo Kaur will do the Bhangra with flight stewards Pappu and Tappu. Oye, Balle Balle!!

Your in-flight Menu has a choice of Chicken Tikka Masala, Tandoori Fish, Dal makhani, unlimited P'ronthas and Lassi.

There is a half charge for Red Label Whiskey served from Black Label bottles. Patiala pegs will be served only on Patiala flights.

As per safety rules, smoking is not allowed on all P'njaab Airways flights over P'njaab. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines.

Please do read the 'structions on the Safety Card in seat pocket in your front side. It is not a hand fan.

The P'ssainger behind you must read the card in your backside.

Life jackets are placed under your seats for emergency water landings on any of our 5 rivers. Do not use life jackets on the land.

Kindly keep your seat in upright position for take-off & landing. Also do not use force. Broken seats will not be replaced and you will be tied to the floor during take off and landing.

Please be seated first and then fasten your seatbelts. Do not call for steward or airhostess for a glass of water when plane is taking off.

We are about to take-off. We wish you a pleasant flight. For air sikness problems we have echo friendly jute bags in the sit pokets

Thank you once again for flying with P'njaab Airways

Windows version in Malayalam

Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Malayalam. Here are some Windows related terms that are Proposed to be used in the Malayalam version of Janalukal 2000.. (Windows 2000)
1.Phayal = File
2.Rakshikkooo = Save
3.Ingine Rakshikkooo = Save as
4.Ellarem Rakshikkooo= Save All
5.Upakaaram = Help
6.Thappoo = Find
7.Pinnem Thappoo = Find Again
8.Maroo = Move
9.Ezhuthu = Mail
10.Ezhuthukaran = Mailer
11.Aduthu Vannu Nokkoo= Zoom
12.Doore Ninnu Nokkoo= Zoom Out
13.Thurakkoo = Open
14.Adakkoo = Close
15.Puthan = New
16.Pazhanjan = Old
17.Mattadey = Replace
18.Odedey= Run
19.Achadikkoo = Print
20.Nokki Achadikkoo = Print Preview
21.Thundu Nokki Ezhuthu =Copy
22.Murikkoo = Cut
23.Ottikkoo = Paste
24.Prathyekam Ottikkoo= Paste Special
25.Eduthu kalayedey = Delete
26.Kazhcha = View
27.Aayudhangal = Tools
28.Aayudhangalde Shaap = Toolbar
29.Viricha Paaya= Spreadsheet
30.Vittu Pidi = Exit
31.Maram = Tree
32.Vannamarthoo = Compress
33.Mooshikan = mouse
34.Tik Cheyyoo = Click
35.Tik Tik Cheyyoo = Double Click
36.Munnottu - Forward
Malayalee Joke
'Poetry is that which is lost in translation' so said Robert Frost. Now watch poetry being created in translation. A knowledge of Malayalam is desirable to enjoy the translation fully.

Malayalee Jokes
Sardar Jokes
Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
because they think their picture is being taken
A sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: "Why are you laughing?"
Sardar: "I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me."
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote: "Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge: How'll you divide? You have three children.
Sardar: Ok! We"ll apply next year.

A NEWS from MalayalaManorama Newspaper (20-09-2007)


A cartoon from "Chiricheppu" Magazine

About the editor
M. T. Cherian is the CEO of, an online portal on travel and tourism in Alappuzha district kerala. He is also an amateur cartoonist whose works have appeared in leading magazines in Kerala.
He has been awarded a merit certificate in the All India Hindustan Times Cartoon Contest held in 1995.
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