|PONAPPAN and his TEACHER
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Ponappan : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
Ponappan : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
TEACHER : Ponappan, go to the map and find North
Ponappan : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Ponappan!
TEACHER : Ponappan, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Ponappan : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
Ponappan : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I
TEACHER : Ponappan, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Ponappan : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ponappan. Always say, "I am."
Ponappan : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
Ponappan : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day, same time."
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ponappan : "Because George still had the axe in his
Ponappan : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Ponappan: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are
wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
Ponappan: Yes it's really strange. I've got another
pair just like that at home.
TEACHER : Now, Ponappan, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating ?
Ponappan: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
TEACHER : Ponappan, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ?
Ponappan: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
Ponappan: A teacher